All you really need to know is that someone brought a gallon jug full of pre-mixed fuzzy navels and they did not disappoint.

For whatever dumb reason we signed up for a 10K.

I made Cosmos for the signature cocktail because signature cocktails are fun and fancy.

We are just not as popular or interesting as the overpriced, bespectacled, table turkey and honestly that’s fair.

Unless and until you’ve had really horrific cake do you understand how hard good cake is to come by.